Thursday, June 9, 2011

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  • ivvm
    04-01 02:08 AM
    Your application will be processed for completion once your PD gets current!




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  • Rishi123
    11-09 12:23 PM
    Dear Friends :

    Appreciate if you could provide some insight to my situation.

    I had filed my labor certification from company (A) ( Based on future employment ) .
    PD Sep/04
    I did not work for the company (A)
    My labor certification has got approved and now I am preparing to file I-140.

    In the mean while my current employer (B) had approved to file my GC- ( PERM labor ) will get it filed in beginning of 2007.

    Should I file my I-140 from company (A) in order to retain PD...I am told that once the I-140 gets approved from (A ) the priority date can get transferred to the company B when ever that I-140 stage reaches.


    Is this a recommended course ? would there be flags raised when I file PERM labor & subsequent I-140 for company (B)..I came across items on the I-140 form that asks " has any Immigration visa petition ever being filed behalf of this person"..Not sure what are the implications if one confirms the same.

    I am not able to get a clearer picture.

    You help will be highly appreciated

    Rishi




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  • sanju_dba
    09-14 04:30 PM
    Sorry I should have been more clear.

    I never worked for Company B , I am still with Company A. Company B just got the LCA approved (and they claim that they have filed for the H1b transfer). The start date with Company B as per the offer letter is 1 week from now. I informed them that I cannot join them 1 week before.

    I have same set of copies (offer letter) that I signed them, I couldn't find anything which says anything about $3000. All it says "At Will" in nature. All of a sudden these guys are coming with a 3 months story which I am not seeing and there is no evidence.

    I am afraid if they will insert a paper or something like that with in the offer letter, don't know..these guys will do anything.

    I got it.
    I think it will take like 1month atleast to get LCA. After LCA approval they can apply for H1 .
    At this stage they might have spend money on LCA only + for attorney fee if any.
    Attorneys may charge the full fee upfront so they may have incurred full legal fee , minus H1 fees.
    H1 Govt fee is payid by employer so they cannot ask that . but if they paid for attorney , then they may ask for it.
    Your concern about a additional insert into the contract papers. Are the contract pages numbered? if so you are safe. if not :rolleyes:




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  • priti8888
    07-13 02:53 PM
    business casual should be fine. We are an educated community.We need to show class.



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  • IAF
    02-01 08:12 AM
    Congratulations!




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  • girishvar
    07-13 08:14 PM
    Hello all, If you are from Texas please reply to this thread to get together and activate our state chapter. Any ideas are welcome. So please post to this thread and see how we can contribute/Volunteer to make IV stronger.
    Thank you


    I am in San Antonio, Texas



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  • brij523
    02-17 10:05 AM
    Putting dollar amount to the signature is something like hierarchy system. People contributed more are on higher rank than others. I am not saying you should not put how much you have donated. But good will be to invite people to join IV. People are our strength. The signature should read

    "IV IS VOLUNTEER ORGNIZATION, HELP YOURSELF TO HELP IV. SO DON'T ASK WHAT IV HAS DONE FOR YOU BUT ASK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO SUPPORT YOURSELF FIRST AND THEN IV.
    MEMBERS CAN EITHER RAISE MEMBERSHIP, CONTRIBUTE 5 MINUTES EVERYDAY TO CALL SENATOR/CONGRESS MEMBER OR CONTRIBUTE.
    MY CONTRIBUTION SO FAR IS XXXYYYZZZ"

    And this should be the standard signature on everyone post. This way it looks like everyone is in the game.




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  • coralfl
    01-30 04:37 PM
    I am in Coral Springs. who else in south florida? Do people meet regularly in SF?



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  • gcseeker2002
    02-20 04:21 PM
    gcseeker2002,

    Can you please provide the link.
    http://www.flcdatacenter.com/CasePerm.aspx
    You need to download the MDB files. In the pre-perm era files , the country of the alien was not listed which is new in the perm files.




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  • pappu
    01-21 11:54 PM
    i cud tell my frnds in diffrnt uni's about it to spread the message in thier ISA
    Thanks. Any little help from any member is useful in this effort. Imagine the sumtotal of all efforts if every member helps us in some way or another!



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  • kondur_007
    02-15 06:26 PM
    I have the same query:

    Permit: using EAD and calling AC21
    Role: exactly the same.
    Salary: large difference (bayarea vs small city in under developed state) due to the prevailing wage at the new location is far lower.

    Experts please advice.

    As discussed above with cyrus mehta's blog: This is all discretionary:

    My definition f discretionary: "You need a good lawyer which can wrap your sandwich in "golden wrap" and sell it for $45 instead of seeling it in a "brown bag" for $3.75. It's the same sandwich!!" It sounds harsh, but that's the reality when you deal with a demon called "Law and Lawyers".

    Simple version: have it worded by a good lawyer to justify it and make it "same or similar". It is the "wrap" that determines the "price".

    Good Luck.




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  • pitha
    06-11 12:46 PM
    somebody please close this thread



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  • superdude
    07-17 01:46 PM
    DOS and USCIS are slow. But it would be really helpful if the IV code team can provide some update on our site. I believe over 2.5 hours have passed since the last update regarding some update in 1 hour. I guess we can't do anything if it takes more time but an update always helps! Thank you.
    IV Core do know the news. They are waiting for the govt officials to declare the news




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  • GCnew
    03-17 12:05 PM
    I have a priority date of March 2004 (EB2 India) and I am still waiting for my Green Card. I think majority of the 2004 filers are in the same boat except for a lucky few who were able to get the green card after the July fiasco.

    So don't buildup your hopes too high. I firmly beleive that very soon there will be a repeat of what we saw last year in July and the green cards will be distributed once again out of order.

    So if you are one of those luck ones, you might get it.

    Good Luck!!



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  • DDash
    08-30 01:07 AM
    Doesn't hurt to record conversation though - the most that will happen is that the lawyer will say that it is not admissible in a court of law.

    If the other party came to know that the conversation was recorded, they can counter sue.

    Here is a link for laws surrounding this in each states.

    http://www.rcfp.org/taping/




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  • saimrathi
    07-17 02:58 PM
    This is from Logiclife.. all hope isnt lost yet

    The latest update we received is the the annoucement to be made soon will be as follows:

    1. DHS will withdraw it decision and act according to original bulletin released in July which had EB dates current for everyone except EB-other worker category.

    2. The July bulletin (original one released on June 12th) will remain effective for 30 days more and will be effective all the way thru August 17th.

    This is good news. It will be announced soon. We got this information from very reliable source. You have 30 more days to file your I-485.

    Thank you for your patience.



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  • simple1
    06-12 06:04 PM
    Looks like msingh is an anti immigrant from loser’s guild and not a real singh/sikh or even remotely asian-indian.

    msingh is right now on googling to find out who is manmohan. :D

    Paaji msingh, Try contacting Manmohan Singh.




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  • oliTwist
    01-10 08:46 PM
    I had gone through the layoff thing during 2001-2002 time. Maybe, I might be mistaken. But I feel that time it was even worse.




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  • crystal
    02-04 02:42 PM
    You are right only if they dont want to use EAD after they come back. If they use EAD once they come back to USA, then they are back to adjustee status.

    Well..you can fall back to H-4 if something goes wrong with 485. But if you are on AP you will have to leave the country.




    snathan
    03-28 04:23 PM
    As per my tax preparer's advice, I sent both the tax return and W-7 form to IRS ITIN Operation office in Austin, Texas. Is this the correct address?

    For any reason if your ITIN application is separated from your Tax return, most likely they would deny the ITIN...the reason would be - You reqested the ITIN for tax filing and there is no tax return papers attached.

    I dont have any idea why it happened.




    sr123
    02-15 10:43 AM
    There are 2 kinds of posts...(1) Which add value to the forum. Threads started for 401K, selecting a lawyer etc add value since they attract new members. (2) The second kind of posts are the ones initiated by people who want to ask questions. This questions tend to be serving individuals.

    I think we should not restrict the first type of posts. There could some kind of charge on the second kind. One suggestion which may work is as follows

    1. Only paying members can initiate threads(or may be allow the first few for free ). Exceptions can be permitted by admins who can review if a post could be useful.
    2. Anyone can post answers to existing threads.

    By the way I am not sure of the technical aspect of the website operations. So please bear with me if my post reflects the same.



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